master_helsing: (Abraham - Fit for a King)
Abraham van Helsing ([personal profile] master_helsing) wrote 2012-02-01 08:02 am (UTC)

[Text]

I can attest that the arson to that tree was incidental. Our Christmas tree refused to make good compost.

As for the dog buns, I assure you, good stranger, my tastes may be exotic, but they are not so vulgar that I would be caught snacking on cooked bitch.

You have the wrong man.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting