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[master_helsing]

Leave your name in this tome and I shall greet you post-haste. May God bless you and keep you.

Yours the most faithful,
Abraham Van Helsing ♰

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[master_helsing]

I can attest that the arson to that tree was incidental. Our Christmas tree refused to make good compost.

As for the dog buns, I assure you, good stranger, my tastes may be exotic, but they are not so vulgar that I would be caught snacking on cooked bitch.

You have the wrong man.

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[whitedarklord]

[Oh man, his NV must be bugged. At least this guy has a good sense of humor about it.]

I'm sorry, sir. I don't know what I sent you, but I didn't intend to.